Saturday, November 08, 2003
無關專家
有一天一大群亡魂擠在閻王殿門前騷擾不停，申請工作，閻王爺下令專家優先登記；可是在專家登記窗口有兩個自稱專家的一黑一白強行插排隊，爭執不下。
這時閻王老爺極為不悅，叫他倆上殿問話：「黑鬼，你是什麼專家？」
黑鬼：「我是餐飲博土。」
閻王老爺問：「白鬼，你是什麼專家？」
白鬼：「我是大廚，有三十年工作經驗。」
黑鬼：「我有文憑作證。」
白鬼：「我承包過方山大飯店國晏。」
閻王老爺很為難，不知判定誰先誰後，於是心先一計，隨手拿起一把大蒜，分給兩鬼各一瓣大蒜，要用剝蒜皮工作試試看，誰才真是專家。
黑鬼剝好久，剝不下蒜內薄皮。
白鬼拿起菜刀一拍，大蒜立刻剝完。
Of profession
A mass of people gathered outside of the gate to haven shouting for job.
God ordered people processing professional ID to register in priority. However, there were two of them claiming and quarreling for the first priority.
God annoyed of them and ordered the two in and asked: " A, what is your profession?"
A replied: "I am Dr. Chef."
God turned his face to B and asked: "B, what is your profession?"
B replied: "I am chief cook for thirty years experience."
A claimed himself for Dr. degree.
B claimed that he had the records of National Banquets.
God hesitated to determine who should win the first priority. In this moment of difficulty, a practical wit streaked into God's mind. He handed one piece of garlic over to A and B and asked then to peel it clean, testing who is the genuine one.
A forced to peel but failed to remove the thin film.
B finished the peeling with easy by hitting the garlic with a chopper.
By Adam
Adam web: www.upilot.idv.tw where full of fun.
http://upilotxy.blogspot.com
附註：2003年11月7日發表於http://upilotb.blogspot.com上。
有一天一大群亡魂擠在閻王殿門前騷擾不停，申請工作，閻王爺下令專家優先登記；可是在專家登記窗口有兩個自稱專家的一黑一白強行插排隊，爭執不下。
這時閻王老爺極為不悅，叫他倆上殿問話：「黑鬼，你是什麼專家？」
黑鬼：「我是餐飲博土。」
閻王老爺問：「白鬼，你是什麼專家？」
白鬼：「我是大廚，有三十年工作經驗。」
黑鬼：「我有文憑作證。」
白鬼：「我承包過方山大飯店國晏。」
閻王老爺很為難，不知判定誰先誰後，於是心先一計，隨手拿起一把大蒜，分給兩鬼各一瓣大蒜，要用剝蒜皮工作試試看，誰才真是專家。
黑鬼剝好久，剝不下蒜內薄皮。
白鬼拿起菜刀一拍，大蒜立刻剝完。
Of profession
A mass of people gathered outside of the gate to haven shouting for job.
God ordered people processing professional ID to register in priority. However, there were two of them claiming and quarreling for the first priority.
God annoyed of them and ordered the two in and asked: " A, what is your profession?"
A replied: "I am Dr. Chef."
God turned his face to B and asked: "B, what is your profession?"
B replied: "I am chief cook for thirty years experience."
A claimed himself for Dr. degree.
B claimed that he had the records of National Banquets.
God hesitated to determine who should win the first priority. In this moment of difficulty, a practical wit streaked into God's mind. He handed one piece of garlic over to A and B and asked then to peel it clean, testing who is the genuine one.
A forced to peel but failed to remove the thin film.
B finished the peeling with easy by hitting the garlic with a chopper.
By Adam
Adam web: www.upilot.idv.tw where full of fun.
http://upilotxy.blogspot.com
附註：2003年11月7日發表於http://upilotb.blogspot.com上。
